I got this email today and made me laugh, Thought I'd share it with whoever happens to stop in....

The Train Set

A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop & her son saying........

''All of you b@st@ds who want off, get the hell off now, 'cause this is the last stop! And all of you b@st@rds who are getting on, get your a$$ in the train, cause we are going down the tracks.''

The horrified mother went in and told her son, ''We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now i want you to go to your room & stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but i want you to use nice language.''

Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom & resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped & the mother heard her son say.....

''All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to
take all your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us
today & hope your trip was a pleasant one.''

She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all your hand luggage under your seat. Remember
there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.''

As the mother began to smile, the child added, ''For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the fat
b!tch in the kitchen".

lol well I thought it was funny did you???

Woah so long since I actually blogged. Busy Busy lol..

Well I had a awesome weekend, got drunk as shared the old times with my best friend. For some reason we always talk about the good times when we were like 15-16...We've done so much stuff together that includes alot of mischief lol....Her new born is sooo cute, She named him Ahitana, I think thats maori for Ashton.

They found the girl who was missing in Featherston. Sadly she was found dead. The step father did it the asshole. It took him 10 days to admit it. fucken kunt. What the fuck is this world coming to killing innocent kids .....fucken freaks.. yeah I'm pissed off about that and so is the rest of the community or should I say New Zealand....

Hey!!!!!!

My friend kellie had a baby boy sunday morning 6am. Only 4 hours of labour pains this time. Last time it was 16 hours..I'm happy for her.

She was telling me that her bf was lookin mad each time she had pains so she told him to leave the room lol....He's a cutey!!......

Lately in our nz news there has been alot of concern about a girl [7] whom is missing. She lives a town away from where I live.
It's been 7 days and still no clues. They have classed it as abduction. She definately isn't in the area and they seem to think someone's taken her out of town. I hope they find something soon!.....

DaYumMM my site thuggndivazdollz had a visitor count of 3997 yesterday :O w00pw00p. One of my best friends Kellie is due to drop any day now, shes expecting a girl Can't wait, I bet she can't wait...shes practically being carrying for 18months ..lol...as soon as she had her boy a couple months later she fell preggy again shesh I dunno when her and her man ever give it a rest!! lmao...oh well they must be happy.....hmm then again..haha ......Any webfanatics out there?. Feel free to post ya url I'll be happy to stop by and have a lookseez....

Ok, I know I suck at writting bloggage but someone has just gotta luv laughin at the fact I have no mates at tabula ....shesh ...ummm someone wanna be my fwend out there mwahahaha...

Ok what am I doing:

Drinking: Coke
Eating: Nothing
My Mood: Busy Boo Boo lol
Reading: nothing
Listening to: Beautiful - Snoop Dogg feat. Pharrel

Heres a pic of my pittys cute are'nt they & also a handfull but ya gotta luv them

Laterz